I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.

ABSOLUTELY. WE CAN DO YOU...

OH, THAT'S VEY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU.

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

- WHERE?
- CHESTER.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

ALAN, I JUST CAN'T MOVE ON THE FEE.
YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOUR WORK.

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

- DO YOU KNOW BONO?
- HE'S BIG FRIENDS WITH BONO.

BEAKS? HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THIS,
OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP AT QUACKING PLUMS?

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.

# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #