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I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

AND HE IS MR NUMERO...ONE.

- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY

MR NICK HERS, Y FRONTS...

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.

HE RAN OFF. HE GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY.

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

DON'T KNOW.

YOU COULD HAVE A LOVELY BARBECUE OUT THERE.

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

THAT ALL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE DEATH ROW, DOESN'T IT?