I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A DRESSING GOWN.
TELL US ABOUT THAT.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

ALL PART OF THE BEREAVEMENT DIVIDEND.

THAT'S NOT TOAST. THAT'S HOT, FLOPPY BREAD.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

- WITH THE EGG...
- TOO CLOSE TO THE BEANS.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN RECEPTION PRICED

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

WASH?

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

- WHEN'S LYNN GETTING BAPTISED, THEN?
- SPLASHDOWN IS 1500 HOURS ON SUNDAY.