- JED MAXWELL.
- NO RELATION TO ROBERT MAXWELL?

A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,

WHEN GOD WAS HANDING OUT CHESTS...

(COW MOOING)

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

WE DID!

# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES

IT WAS IN THAT AREA.

IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

OH, GOD!

SONJA, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.