- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

LYNN, LET ME TAKE THAT.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

- GO ON.
- SHE WAS ALL OVER US.

- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- NO.

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

PLAY? THEY WERE DOING IMPERSONATIONS OF ME.

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

- BUT I WOULDN'T BREAK INTO ANOTHER PACKET.
- RIGHT.