YEAH. THEY'RE RUINED. EXCUSE ME.

AND HE WAS ONLY THREE.

- YES, I AM.
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

- HAVE YOU SEEN IT, IS IT GOOD?
- "DRIVING MISS DAISY" OR "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS"?

BIG BIRD.

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

YOU'RE MY PA AND YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO A RELIGIOUS WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION.

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!

(COCKEREL CROWING)

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

CRABSTICKS DO NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY CRAB,