- SAVES ME DOING IT LATER.
- BONSOIR.

- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

RIGHT. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BILL.

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

ANY MORE NEWS, ALAN?

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

HE COMES OUT, "NOT MY TRIUMPH STAG!
I'VE JUST HAD IT RESPRAYED!"

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,

- YES.
- LISTEN.

FAT COW!

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE BUY IT.