I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.

I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

OH, MY GOD!

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

- PUMP NUMBER THREE.
- GOOD PUMP.

I'VE BEEN WANTING A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT LYNN.
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT HER.

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.