HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

CAN WE TALK ABOUT...

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

- ALL RIGHT, CHRIS!
- HELLO, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D MOVED IN.

- WHAT IS COCKNEY?
- AN AREA IN LONDON WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE.

I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE JUG
IN CASE IT'S QUAFFED BY R2D2 OVER THERE.

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

..ABOUT 3OO.

- THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF BONO?
- STILL ON THAT?

OH, RIGHT...

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.