THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

- NO. LITHOW STREET.
- THIS IS JOHN. SHOW HIM YOUR TOOL BELT.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

- DO YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON?
- YES.

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST.
YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE MUG.

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"

YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

(FANFARE)

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID

# DA DA DAH! #

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

HELLO?

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.