IT'S ABOUT THIS LOCAL FELLA WHAT USED TO BE ON TV
BUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO NOW HE'S NOT.

THERE'S NO POINT PULLING IT.
HE'S DETERMINED TO MAKE IT REACH.

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

A PAIN IN THE ARSE, ISN'T IT?

NO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS LIKE THIS.

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

THE MOST HUMANE WAY
WOULD BE DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD.

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

HELLO?

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

THAT'S ONE OF THOSE '80S ONES.
BLACK GRANITE. IT'S A WASTE, REALLY.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, LYNN.
SHALL WE MOVE THROUGH TO THE CONFERENCE AREA?