- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

- "DOCTOR NOWWT".
- LOVELY STUFF.

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

YEAH, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, YES.

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

ANYTHING ELSE?

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.

RIGHT. THANKS.

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

AT YOUR AGE, IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN PRISON.

THESE CORRIDORS.

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.