- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

NOW, YOU TWO CAN STOP GIGGLING.

RIGHT. THANKS.

THAT WAS ROXANNE BY THE POLICE
OR, AS THEY'RE NOW KNOWN, STING.

- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.

DAN!

IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

ARE YOU BEING LYNN OR TONY?

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

DO YOU DENY THAT?

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

CARRY ON.

CLIFF THORBURN IS NOT PRIMARILY A PRESENTER.

YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.