BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

I CAN IMAGINE BUCK ROGERS TAKING A DUMP
ON THAT. IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

MICHAEL!

THE ANSWER IS "THE CHINESE WAY" AND LEVEL 42.

- IT'S A SMALL "H".
- NO, MAN. YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE.

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.

YES. SOME ARE ON A SPIKE,
YOU'VE GOT SOME IN AN ENVELOPE

- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.

- THEY'RE NOT INVESTIGATING ME.
- WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.