OH, COOK A CAT!

I'VE TRIED THAT ONE.

OK. IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LORD.

UH-UH. I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

WELL, THAT'S THE SMALL TALK.
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

PROBABLY BEST IF I COME AND SEE YOU.

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

LET'S GO.

HELLO.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.