WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

(GERMAN ACCENT) "THIS IS THE AUTOBAHN."

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

AND FROM 1993 MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
OBLIGED TO LABEL THEM "CRAB-FLAVOURED" STICKS.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

YEAH.

MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

STAY DOWN.

LYNN, I RECKON 4O-45 MINUTES. HOW LONG?

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

..ABOUT 3OO.

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.