AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, LYNN?

THERE'S MY BOOK!

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION.

I CAN SEE A LOT OF VERY EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES
AHEAD FOR YOU.

- TELL HER WHOSE HOUSE IT IS.
- IT'S MY HOUSE.

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

- YOU ARE VERY BRILLIANT. IT'S A CLEVER SCHEDULE.
- THANK YOU.

OOOH, SEX!

(HE MUTTERS)

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!