SO YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL ANECDOTES?

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

- FIRST YEAR OVER.
- YEAH.

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,

ANOTHER NAKED WOMAN ON A GUN,
COMPLETELY BILLY BOLLOCKS.

SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.

I GOT MARRIED IN THIS. I GOT IT FROM MANILA.

- JOHNNIE WALKER OR JACK DANIELS?
- NO.

YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

- HELLO?
- I'M STILL HERE,

THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

AYE. THIS ONE TIME, RIGHT,
L WAS STATIONED OUT IN BELIZE

- OH.
- I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON SONJA.

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!