ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

WE JUST DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.

WOULD IT BE RUDE TO STOP LISTENING
TO YOU AND SPEAK TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.

- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FINGERS?
- THEY'RE TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

WHO WAS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN
IN HIS HULL EATING CHOCOLATE.

- TELL HER WHOSE HOUSE IT IS.
- IT'S MY HOUSE.

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

DAN!