THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.

- LITTLEWOODS ARE VERY QUICK.
- THEY ARE, YES.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

SO PERHAPS WE COULD GO AND CHAT
ABOUT ALL MY OTHER IDEAS IN MY ROOM.

COULD YOU COME OUT?
GUESTS ARE NOT ALLOWED BEHIND RECEPTION.

- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET IT GO?
- NO.

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

STATISTICALLY, ONE OF YOU IS,
AND TWO OF YOU ARE GAY.

IT'S WELL RENDERED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM
TO DO THE HOUSE. BETTER THAN THESE BASTARDS.

LET'S GET A COUPLE OF SOLEROS.
I NEED TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

A DETECTIVE SERIES
BASED IN NORWICH, CALLED "SWALLOW".

- KAREN, COULD I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?
- OF COURSE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
THAT THE DOORS HAVE ALL CLOSED AT THE BBC.