"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

HE'S NECKING WITH HER. HE SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO GO, LOVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP!"

IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

DO YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CAR CRASHES?

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

I REMEMBER I HIT A FOX ONCE
IN THE PEAK DISTRICT.

- VERY FUNNY STORY.
- YES, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

LOOK THICK OR IT'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS OFF
BEFORE BONO CAN WHISTLE IT TO STOP.

SOPHIE...

(BANG)

- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

(ECHOLNG) SUPER TALK!

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT REINCARNATION
WITH A CHAP