WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

WOULD YOU BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO LET ME FINISH MY CONVERSATION?

- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

PITY, BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY KEEN ON THAT ONE.

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

- WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
- BECAUSE I'VE BOUNCED BACK.

BUT WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

- CAN I INTRODUCE MY PA LYNN?
- HELLO.

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

WALLOP!

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?

BUT TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS A MESS.
I'D PUT ON WEIGHT. I HAD BREASTS.