A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

BECAUSE THEY'VE PACKED THEM IN TOO TIGHT.
LISTEN, JILL, I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT...

I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

HERE'S YAZOO.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

NOT A TRACE. PEACE OF MIND, I'M SURE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ELDERLY RELATIVES ON BOARD.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL

WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.

THAT'S VERY GOOD.
I COULD SEND HER INTO NORWICH ON AN ERRAND.

# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

FANNY HAIR!

OH! SORRY!