MAN AND MACHINE.

I CAN'T MANAGE A WHOLE ONE. FANCY SOME?

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

# IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

ACTUALLY, YOU'D PROBABLY CALL IT
A BIG TOOL, WOULDN'T YOU?

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

- NO BODIES UNDER THERE, I HOPE!
- WHAT?

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

I'VE BEEN RINGING YOU ALL DAY,
BUT YOUR MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

ME? I'M HAVING A FANTASTIC TIME. YEAH.

PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!