- IS THIS MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

HELLO. COME TO SEE MY BOOK BEING PULPED.

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

HE THOUGHT, ''YES, I WILL BUY
THAT COPY OF 'PUNCH' MAGAZINE''.

- ARE THEY REPAIRABLE?
- I'LL JUST CHECK.

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

HE'S A MENTALIST!

ALAN, LOOK. YOU'RE TAKING A MAN TO THE PARTY.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

LISTEN, LISTEN.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

FAMOUS.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

IT DEFIES SENSE. WHY?

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.