I'LL JUST GO ON UP TO THE CLUB
AND MEET THAT VIDEO WOMAN.

- WHERE?
- FLORIDA MAINLY... A FORTNIGHT IN FLORIDA.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

BEN?

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.

IT'S NOT HARDCORE SUPER SEX.

(SINGS BADLY)

- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

WE MANAGED TO RECTIFY IT, BECAUSE
IT NOW SAYS "COOK" WHERE IT ONCE SAID "COCK",

I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

ALL RIGHT, LYNN.