YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

HE PROVIDES ALL HER

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?

WHO IS AS DILIGENT AND HARD-WORKING A CREATURE
AS EVER GRACED THIS WORLD WE CALL...

OH, YEAH. DOCUMENTARIES.
FEMINIST WITH THE FLAT CHEST.

"KOJAK"!

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

I MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
A WALNUT GEAR KNOB FOR YOUR SMALLER ROVER.

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

TOUCH MY THIS.

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

BUT WITH BIGGER HANDS AND EYES AND SEX ORGANS,

THE NAME FOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A GILET.

WITH LANDLORDS, WITH FARMERS.