I KNEW A BLOKE WHO HAD FINGERS LIKE THAT.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO, SUSAN. THIRD FLOOR?

TONY HAYERS.

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

WHOA! BACK OFF, SECONDS OUT
ROUND ONE, DING-DING!

I'VE EATEN FOUR AND I'VE GOT TWO WHITE ONES LEFT,
I DON'T LIKE THEM AS MUCH,

THIS GUY GOT THE LAB ASSISTANT PREGNANT.
HE NEVER SEES THE KID.

I HAVE POPPED OUT AGAIN.

HE'S BEING PURSUED BY A CYBERPUNK
FROM THE PAST, PLAYED BY RUTGER HAUER.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

PROBABLY ME NEXT.

"IS IT WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST...?"

- GO ON!
- WITH A...