FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

THE GOOD NEWS.

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

DO YOU WANT A MINT?

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

MICHAEL WAS JUST TELLING ME AN ARMY STORY
ABOUT A FRIEND OF HIS WHO SLEPT WITH A LAND ROVER.

MY MARRIAGE FELL APART SOON AFTER THAT.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.

CAN OF FANTA?

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

..IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS.
I'D BE VERY INTERESTED.

I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH ANOTHER PRIZE.
IT'S A PIGGY BANK.

ER...