UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?

SOMETHING ALL OVER MY WHATEVER.

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

WHO'S WITH YOU TILL 4 A.M. WITH HIS "NIGHTCLUB".

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

(GERMAN ACCENT)
..TO NO MORE THAN TEN MINUTES!

WELL, WHERE DO I START?

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

I'M A SOFT TARGET.
THEY WON'T GO FOR THE PRIME MINISTER,

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

"IS IT WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST...?"

BUT MY NOSTRILS WERE CLEAR.

HOW'S MR PLANET-OF-THE-APES MAN?