EXCELLENT.

PURR-OPPING UP THE BAR IN HIS FICTIONAL "NIGHTCLUB".

I AM GOING TO PRESENT A CORPORATE VIDEO
FOR HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

I'VE GOT TO SAY IT, I LOVE THE SCRIPT. IT'S SUPERB.

AND SAYING, "I'M A GIANT WITCH!"

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

- I BOUGHT THE CHICKEN ON THURSDAY.
- CHICKEN'S FINE.

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

THAT'S THE ONE.

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.