CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

HE'S GONE TO GET CAROL. YOU SPEAK TO HER!

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

- A BADGER. I SEE HER AS A BADGER.
- I CAN IMAGINE HER SNIFFING THE AIR.

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

AND THAT CUSHION EFFECT ON THE FACE.

- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

FINE.

GREAT. THE FAT ENVELOPE. NOT YOU, LYNN.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

HELLO. COME TO SEE MY BOOK BEING PULPED.

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.