IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

I LIKE THE EVENINGS WHEN THE LIGHTING GETS BAD.

- WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BOOK?
- NOT NOW, MICHAEL...

- SO WE'RE FRIENDS?
- BEST FRIENDS.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

I'M NOT HAGGLING.
I WAS TYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT,

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

- MORNING.
- HELLO, ALAN.

SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.

OH, COOK A CAT!

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

THAT'S SORT OF A DEVELOPMENT OF WHAT HE SAID,
BUT IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

ERROR TWO..

IT'S VERY CLUEDO THIS HOUSE, ISN'T IT?

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!