CAN I SEE THAT LIST?
I WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

HE'S NOT SEEN ME. I'LL GET HIM LATER.

PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.

I'VE GOT A CHOCOLATE MARBLE ARCH.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

RANDY MCNOB!

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

- I AM NOT SCARED TO DOGS.
- THESE ARE MORE LIKE FAT HORSES.

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

- ALAN, I BOUGHT YOU ANOTHER PRESENT.
- WHAT?

- NO.
- EXACTLY. ALL THE OTHERS HAD SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

I'VE NOTHING AGAINST THEM.
IT'S JUST, AS I SEE IT,