THREE WORDS.

LYNN, MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

- YUP.
- SEE MY BROTHER.

- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

"TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN SMITH."
WHO'S HE? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

..YOU BECOME SUFFUSED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT.
IT'S EXTRAORDINARY.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A DRINK.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF.

JOHN.

IF I WAS DRESSED ON THE OTHER SIDE
IT WOULD BE IN CONTACT.

# HIT ME! HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
IT'S NICE TO BE A LUNATIC

- HAS THIS KITCHEN BEEN DISTRESSED?
- YEAH, IT HAS.

OH, GOD, NO. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER.
WELL, HER OLDER BROTHER. EITHER WAY IT'S INCEST.

THE FERRARI
OF THE COAL-EFFECT GAS FIREPLACE INDUSTRY.

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?