IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

I'M GONNA HUMP YA.

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

A SANITARY BAG?!

THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.

(LAUGHS)

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

I'M BEING BAWDY, LYNN. ENJOY IT.

COULD YOU GIVE THIS TO ALAN.
IT'S FUNGAL FOOT POWDER.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.