IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

THE MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE BLACK GRANITE
WORK SURFACES, THE BRASS DIMMER SWITCHES

WE DID IT EVERYWHERE.

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

WELL, WE THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE "BODY".

- IT'S EMPTY.
- WHAT?

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.