I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

SO DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUT SUE COOK FOR YOU?

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LINED UP?
- IT'S LADIES' NIGHT TONIGHT.

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

YES. WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO APACHE...
AFTER A PUB LUNCH FOR AN HOUR.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

# GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND #

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

IT'S MOORED IN MIAMI.

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.