A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.

I DON'T ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO, BUT I DON'T.

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A BASIC GRASP
OF LATIN IF YOU'RE WORKING IN CURRY'S.

WE, ER...

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

GO ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COW-BRINGING-IN.

LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.

- BUDGE UP.
- THAT WAY?

"SORRY, MOTHER, CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF THE BATH,

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.

(CAMP VOLCE) WELL, HELLO, ALAN,

I LIKE THE EVENINGS WHEN THE LIGHTING GETS BAD.

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

KING OF ANGLIA!

BLOODY BBC!

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.