- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

PURR-OPPING UP THE BAR IN HIS FICTIONAL "NIGHTCLUB".

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

# YOU HAD A TEMPER

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

THAT SOUNDS GREAT FUN.
WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE, A TOY SHOP?

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.

LYNN'S A GOOD WORKER,
BUT I SUPPOSE SHE'S A BIT LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.