- OH.
- I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON SONJA.

BIG FEET REMIND ME OF GAMMON.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

- THAT'S
- FANCY A PINT LATER ON?

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD IS STILL DEAD.
MY DAD'S DEAD.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?

- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.

PROBABLY ME NEXT.

- WE WANT TO MOVE AWAY FROM.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

CHEERS!

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

- LIFE GOES ON.
- CAN WE FINISH THE BOND SCHEDULE?

- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!

I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".