- SHALL WE START?
- YES.

- THERE IS NO CHICKEN INSIDE.
- YOU DIDN'T BUY A DISPLAY MODEL?

L WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU EARN
THE RIGHT TO GO SWANNING OFF ON THESE LUDICROUS...

MAKE THE NUMBERS UP, COME ON.

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

LOOK, SONJA.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.

SEE YOU LATER.

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.