IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AT THIS LEVEL.
- AYE. WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY...

- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.

UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE, YOU ARE BANG WRONG.

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

ME? I'M HAVING A FANTASTIC TIME. YEAH.

A FANNY.

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

MICHAEL?

THAT WAS NORWICH-BASED SINGER
CHRISTIAN LE VAUX

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

- WAS "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" GOOD?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE IT.

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!