THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

- IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO...
- NOT A PROBLEM.

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

- SHE LOOKED A BIT LIKE HIM.
- A BIG NOSE AND MAD HAIR?

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

I REALLY SHOULD GO AND MINGLE NOW.

L HAVEN'T GOT A SECOND SERIES,
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT EARLIER,

AND "WET CHRISTMAS".

LET'S JUST FINISH YOUR NECK OFF NOW
WITH SOME FINAL SUDS.

- LET'S DO AN INTERVIEW.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

WE, ER...

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, LYNN?

ABSOLUTELY. THE NORFOLK BROADS OFFERS THE TRUE
PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY OF THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.