THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

YEAH.

- I LIKE YOUR THONG.
- IT'S VULCANISED RUBBER

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

KISS MY FACE!

THE MOST HUMANE WAY
WOULD BE DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

YOUR LITTLE FINGER JUST TOUCHED IT.
I'LL JUST POP THAT THERE.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)