IT'S A SURPRISE.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

WE DID!

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

FIVE, COR! MY FIVE-BEDROOM BASTARD HOUSE.

MY BOOK COULD END UP BEING RECONSTITUTED
AS A TABLE IN A HOME FOR BATTERED WOMEN.

- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.

- THERE'S NO POINT IN FINISHING THE SENTENCE.
- BUT IF YOU...

"LICENSED TO KI-CH."

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.

UNBELIEVABLE.

LYNN, CALL BILL ODDIE AND..

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!