DID THEY SAY YOU HAVE
TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ON THE SHOOT?

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

IT DEFIES SENSE. WHY?

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

SOME OF THE THINGS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DO
ARE PRETTY TOP-SHELF.

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!

CAN I JUST READ YOU SOMETHING
FROM "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE?

WHAT, LIKE THREE MEN BURNING IN A TANK,
GOING "URGH!"?

OH, EXCUSE ME.
SOPHIE, COULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

AYE, I DID HEAR ABOUT THIS CORPORAL, RIGHT.

"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".

I FAINTED THREE TIMES.

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,