A-HA!

OH, MICHAEL!

TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWITCH.

PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH.

YEAH, WE BRING THEM IN FROM MILKING,
AND THEN ALL THAT CAN GO...

TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

- YES.
- LISTEN.

A SANITARY BAG?!

NOT A DUCK'S BACK
BECAUSE HE HADN'T INVENTED DUCKS.

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

BLOODY HELL.

OR A PLANE IN A GIANT BRA
HAVING A SLASH ON AN AIRPORT.

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?