WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

I THINK THAT'S MY BREATH.

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

- DID YOU GET...
- I COULDN'T FIND MY KEYS.

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

IF WE NEED SOMEONE TO TALK
ABOUT WORKING IN A PETROL STATION, I'LL BE ONTO YOU.

OK. THANK YOU.

YOU REALISE IT WAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY?

SPLASH DOWN!

WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.

- SAVES ME DOING IT LATER.
- BONSOIR.

NO, THAT'S NOT WORKING.

HE WAS SMELLY MAN. TOMEK DID NOT LIKE HIM.
TOMEK SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.