SORT OF LEAN ON THE WALL.

I LEFT THE BBC, FORMED A PRODUCTION COMPANY.
THAT WENT INTO LIQUIDATION, VOLUNTARILY.

I'M GETTING OUT HERE.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

- LOSE YOUR KEY?
- I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR AS I'D LOST MY KEY.

HE'S IN THE THIRD BATTALION, THIS LAD
BUT HE'S RIGHT MEAN, OK?

AND IT WOULDN'T SHOW.
IS THAT HOW YOU KEEP YOUR FIGURE?

- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

- YES,
- IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE A FULL MOON.

IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY, LOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK.

- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.

ONE, PRESUMABLY YOU THINK I'M A BIT ODD
AND YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE NOW.

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

ABSOLUTELY. WE CAN DO YOU...

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.